Cleaning Up After the Dog by Jason Tandon
Cleaning up after the Dog
by Jason Tandon
Pull plastic bag from pocket
and wave it like a flag
or diploma. Make sure many people
congratulate your care
for the community.
Check bag for holes.
Double check.
Inspect stool for odd hues.
Greens, blues, blood.
Evaluate consistency.
You don’t want to leave smears
on the sidewalk or grass—no prints.
Getaway must be clean.
Prepare to go in for all of [...]