Cleaning Up After the Dog by Jason Tandon

Cleaning up after the Dog
by Jason Tandon
Pull plastic bag from pocket
and wave it like a flag

or diploma. Make sure many people
congratulate your care
for the community.

Check bag for holes.
Double check.

Inspect stool for odd hues.
Greens, blues, blood.

Evaluate consistency.

You don’t want to leave smears
on the sidewalk or grass—no prints.

Getaway must be clean.

Prepare to go in for all of it.
Hold breath.
Grab, clamp, reverse bag, twist, knot, cinch.

Smell hands.

Hold loaded bag high in the air,
assure onlookers that Everything is Okay.

If a cop should cruise by,
his crew cut bristling
in the sun,

hold that bag higher,
so he, too, can salute
your contribution.

The bomb diffused,
the world a little safer, a little cleaner,

will not offend the deep treads
of someone’s shoes.
“Cleaning up after the Dog” by Jason Tandon, from Give Over the Heckler and Everyone Gets Hurt. © Black Lawrence Press, 2009. Reprinted with permission. (buy now)

A PET’S TEN COMMANDMENTS

1. My life is likely to last 10-15 years. Any separation from you is likely to be painful.
2. Give me time to understand what you want of me.
3. Place your trust in me. It is crucial for my well-being.
4. Don’t be angry with me for long and don’t lock me up as punishment. You have your work, your friends, your entertainment, but I have only you.
5. Talk to me. Even if I don’t understand your words, I do understand your voice when speaking to me.
6. Be aware that however you treat me, I will never forget it.
7. Before you spank me, or strike me, remember that I could hurt you, and yet, I choose not to bite you and always come back to try to win your love.
8. Before you scold me for being lazy or uncooperative, ask yourself if something might be bothering me. Perhaps I’m not getting the right food, I have been in the sun too long, or my heart might be getting old or weak.
9. Please take care of me when I grow old… You too, will grow old.
10. On the ultimate difficult journey, go with me please. Never say you can’t bear to watch. Don’t make me face this alone. Everything is easier for me if you are there, because I love you so.

Take a moment today to thank God for your pets. Enjoy and take good care of them.
Life would be a much duller, less joyful experience without God’s critters.
We do not have to wait for Heaven, to be
Surrounded by hope, love, and joyfulness.
It is here on earth and it has four legs!

Cold Weather Tips for our Furry Friends

Cold Weather Tips

Brrrr…it’s cold outside! The following guidelines will help you protect your companion animals when the mercury dips.

Keep your cat inside. Outdoors, felines can freeze, become lost or be stolen, injured or killed. Cats who are allowed to stray are exposed to infectious diseases, including rabies, from other cats, dogs and wildlife.

During the winter, outdoor cats sometimes sleep under the hoods of cars. When the motor is started, the cat can be injured or killed by the fan belt. If there are outdoor cats in your area, bang loudly on the car hood before starting the engine to give the cat a chance to escape.

Never let your dog off the leash on snow or ice, especially during a snowstorm—dogs can lose their scent and easily become lost. More dogs are lost during the winter than during any other season, so make sure yours always wears ID tags.

Thoroughly wipe off your dog’s legs and stomach when he comes in out of the sleet, snow or ice. He can ingest salt, antifreeze or other potentially dangerous chemicals while licking his paws, and his paw pads may also bleed from snow or encrusted ice.

Never shave your dog down to the skin in winter, as a longer coat will provide more warmth. When you bathe your dog in the colder months, be sure to completely dry him before taking him out for a walk. Own a short-haired breed? Consider getting him a coat or sweater with a high collar or turtleneck with coverage from the base of the tail to the belly. For many dogs, this is regulation winter wear.

Never leave your dog or cat alone in a car during cold weather. A car can act as a refrigerator in the winter, holding in the cold and causing the animal to freeze to death.

Puppies do not tolerate the cold as well as adult dogs, and may be difficult to housebreak during the winter. If your puppy appears to be sensitive to the weather, you may opt to paper-train him inside. If your dog is sensitive to the cold due to age, illness or breed type, take him outdoors only to relieve himself.

Does your dog spend a lot of time engaged in outdoor activities? Increase his supply of food, particularly protein, to keep him—and his fur—in tip-top shape.

Like coolant, antifreeze is a lethal poison for dogs and cats. Be sure to thoroughly clean up any spills from your vehicle, and consider using products that contain propylene glycol rather than ethylene glycol. Visit the ASPCA Animal Poison Control Center more information.

Make sure your companion animal has a warm place to sleep, off the floor and away from all drafts. A cozy dog or cat bed with a warm blanket or pillow is perfect.
www.aspca.org

Pet Loss Site

This site offers articles on pet loss, referrals to counselors and hotlines.

The Dog Lover’s Guide to Massage: What Your Dog Wants You to Know

Megan Ayrault has written a book that is a must for all dog owners: The Dog Lover’s Guide to Massage: What Your Dog Wants You to Know.  She gives a good explanation of why your dog should have massage, how it works, how to pick a massage therapist, massage techniques.  It is an easy read and will be a great reference book.  Available at at www.amazon.com.

Hands to Paws Animal Massage featured in the West Seattle Herald

Pat Robinson from the West Seattle Herald wrote a bio on Hands to Paws Animal Massage and a great video.  Check out the pack at Hands to Paws and learn about animal massage. http://tinyurl.com/cvwc68

Rehabilitation Massage

I just completed a course on Rehabilitation Massage through the Northwest School of Animal Massage. I learned some great techniques to boost an animal’s immune system which will help them recover more quickly when ill, injured or after surgery.  These techniques are also good for aging animals who may not be as active as they used to be.  We spent one day at Heavenly Spa doing hydrotherapy.  It was a rewarding experience to see animal who were in carts get in the water and move around freely.  Hydrotherapy is a great way to strength muscles.  We visited Pilchuck Veterinary Hospital’s new Alternative Medicine Center – they offer an underwater treadmill, acupuncture, Chinese herbs, as well as traditional treatments. I learned a lot this past week and look forward to sharing what I learned with all my clients.

CD – “Harp Music to Soothe the Savage Beast by ALianna Boone”

Check out the CD, Harp Music to Soothe the Savage Beast by harpist ALianna Boone (call 904 794 1872) .  I have not listend to it yet, just ordered ihe CD today.  According to an article I read vets found harp music lowered the heart rates and anxiety levels of hospitalized animals.  According to Diane Schneider, a classically trained musician, “the vibrations of the harp resonate directly with the body’s cells”. “Those vibrations release tension  in muscle tissue, calm anxiety, improve digestion, induce sleep and release endorphins”.  The caveate, of course, this doesn’t work with every animal. If you purchase this CD, let me know what you think.

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