How To Wash A Japanese Chin
Put Chin in the sink, realize that the nozzle will not allow you get all body parts. Take dripping Chin through house, dance with golden while holding dripping Chin trying to get to bathroom without washing all the floors (though heaven knows they need it). Put Chin in tub. Have dapple Dachsie supervise procedure. Take dripping Chin out of tub in one hand, try to wrap towel around her, give up, put her on the floor and get towel around her with help of supervisor! Get out hairdryer, Chin is perfect and lets you dry her. However the procedure goes slowly because you are drying Chin through layers of two heat seeking Dachsies. Finally, throw towels in the laundry, put Chin by the fireplace, take off wet clothes, sit down, open a beer. After all it is 5pm somewhere in the world.
